my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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