all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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