no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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