Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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