so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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