You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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