Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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