My nipple is on Facebook.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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