He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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