If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
