Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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