Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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