Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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