So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
