Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The feeling are messing with the penis
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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