dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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