I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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