Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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