Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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