She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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