You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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