If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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