it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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