i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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