There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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