shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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