once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
