glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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