if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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