Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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