we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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