im holly from the hills drunk
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She needs sedatives and a leash
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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