How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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