hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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