My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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