I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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