But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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