none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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