They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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