At least make sure they are 18
Why
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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