this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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