I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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