i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
