Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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