Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Green mimosas i think yes
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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