That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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