Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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