using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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