a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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