Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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