So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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